Agni The Finisher

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So you've come here to read a guide about Agni, that's great. Because you probably suck at playing him. But it's cool. Your family loves you anyway, but it's only a matter of time before your lousy play-style will affect both your friends and family. Nobody really wants to keep in touch with a noob. So this guide will hopefully help your social life and sex life aswell. You're probably virgin right now, but once you get the hang of this guide, you'll be banging chicks in no time.

So, why Agni?
Agni is one of the most powerful gods in the game. The ability to stun the enemy, ignite them, burn them slowly or surprise them with exploding meteorites (x3!!) makes him so powerful that even the 5-0 is taking precautions before getting in a fight with him. You've probably never had plus stats while playing him, but that's because you're not very good at playing Agni yet.

When I play Agni I'm very careful with rushing up to enemies. There are better ways. Because even though he's on fire all the time he's as sensitive as my old grandmas bone structure, which isn't very stable at the moment (get well grandma).

Try to think of Agni as a witty lil' smart*** who hangs around gangs because he knows how to talk to people and get the big guys to do the "hard work" while he stands in the crowd throwing witty comments. Those witty comments are his skills, and you are going to use them like you're the only white guy at rap battle contest.

1. Shiny Boots

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Okay, so since you start off by having very small capital to invest in valuable items, we can't focus on brands and try to stay classy, that will hurt us in the long run. So we look for price and functionality. The shiny boots are great for its purpose, because they will make you run like a cheetah and also provides some sweet cooldown reduction. This will help you alot after you hit lvl 5 and want to keep those meteorites coming.

2. That Spear Your Buddy Got For You From Walmart

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So you've probably never bought this item, because you don't really know how to play. At all. As before, we're not trying to be classy or anything. We're just trying to have a good time on a low budget. This spear will help your skills get through the enemies thick fast food skin which grew a lot thicker over the last winter. It will add some extra magic power, which is what you're all about, and also help you greatly by allowing your combos to deal a lot more damage because of the magic penetration. It's not as cheap as you are, but it will do just fine in the beginning.

3. The Radioactive Claw

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So you've made a man out of yourself? No. You haven't. You're probably still virgin. But that's alright. This claw might break your unintentional celibacy.
First off, it adds a ****load of magic power, which is exactly what you want. Second, it helps your squishyness last a little longer because of the magic lifesteal. It also gives you magic power while losing hp. So why do we choose that?
Simple, it gives you magic power based on % lost hp. Since you're sensitive as a little school girl and loses many % in even the weakest of attacks, this will help you in fights. Especially if you get stunned and flees with your path of flames, then they will really burn.

4. The Crystal Upside-Down Plunge

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This is pretty expensive, but it's understandable because of the passive (+25% magic power). In combination with the claw, you'll be so dangerous that the opposing team will stick together through the rest of the game in fear of meeting you alone.

5. The Daft Punk Album (Optional)

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This is truly optional. Hopefully you'll have a few kills at this point so you're having no problem getting kills, but the tank is starting to get really tough to kill, which ends up in your team getting pushed backwards. This iteam turns the tide and lets you kill the tanks much easier. 33% magic penetration and 70 magic power.